Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Happy Independence Day. Malaysia


To be honest, I didn't feel anything same as I did before during merdeka in the past few years. Put it simple, I forgot. Maybe cause I'm just too busy thinking about lemangs and rendangs although I'm not a Malay/Muslim (but I definitely looked like one) but what do you expect? I'm a freakin Malaysian!! (yea right, and I forgot bout Merdeka, how proud am I...#sarcasm)

buuuuuuuuhhhhh.... whuts mai name again??

Malaysia is 54 years old now, and after independence, there are quite a number of achievements we gained such as... erm... let's see... Well, I dunno much, but I know there is. LOL. But still, there is one thing, one thing which seems to be like forever to achieve, its like to see a some kinda young wizard with glasses and a scar on his forehead caused by another retard looking wizard-without-a-nose-who-tried-to-kill-him-when-he-was-a-baby-but-failed,-and-what-more-to-kill-him-when-he's-an-adult-but-failed-again drinking a unicorn's blood. Or to see this total handsome pale looking guy with this fauxhawk but he's just an emo blood sucking human form of mosquito that glitters under sunlight. It's racial unity. 54 years of living together and still not yet reach racial unity, to put it worse, we need a blardy programme called 1Malaysia to unite us all. Seriously? And the worst part, no one gives a shit about it. I don't wanna elaborate more bout this, I ain't wanna get caught by ISA.

Malaysia, to me is a beautiful country, I love Malaysia, my friends who are in another country across the sea still says that Malaysia is the best, out of all the countries that he went to. I mean, only in Malaysia you can chill back relax get tensed watchin football in the middle of the night in a 24hour mamak restaurant with awesome food served right infront of you. And you get to enjoice all types of food from different ethnics. There are canais, nasi lemaks, asam laksas, westerns, easterns, and so on... You get the best of three worlds! (take that Hannah! in your face!!!) And there's lots more to say about but I guess this is getting boring.

this is so epic. Look at that. Restoran, cafe, and kopitiam. 3 things together . reminds me of something. lol

Anyways, Happy 54th Birthday Malaysia. We love you =)
Check out this rare video... its coloured you know?

p/s: most of us hates the gahmen, not the country...

Monday, August 29, 2011


Ohai guise. Long time no see my post, long time no enjoice in my blog. The thing is I died. Yep, I died. Then I saw this light, this warmth, this cozy feeling I had just like I had it every morning on my comfy bed, BOOYAH! I was resurrected by somebody using the Dragonballs. The blogger in me is revived once again. after ____ months...

owh yes kid, I'm back from the dead to come and hunt you with my LULZY posts. 

(Although I have incredibly low amount of followers, fans) I gotta apologize. I'm sorry for not updating my blog due to:
- Laziness
- Lazy to take photos.
- More laziness.
- Business Busyness.
- I don't know why.

BUT I promise there will be MOAR updates, rants, rage, trolls, lols, rants, rants, lols soon, well, not so soon but there will be =)

So, now I'm back as a student in college, and things are quite good there, met a bunch of nice people here and there, saw some hot chicks everywhere, cute lil kids makes me wanna be pedobear. (Seriously at this moment I dunno what to write about) I guess that's all for today.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to all of the Muslims all over the world, and thank God Ramadhan is over, its so hard for me to eat in public with so many eyes kononnyer bagi jelingan manja sebab xpuase kat aku. I'm a chindian god dammit!! Sorry... Enjoice your rendangs, lemangs, ketupats, and those times together with your family during this Syawal. Have a nice day~

Selamat Hari Raya maaf zahir dan batin. I'm sorry for what I have done to you guise that you guise mind. hehe.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannndd that's me.

p/s: Dear Santa, I love rendangs and lemangs, kirimkan sikit utk aku? I promiz I'll be good next year. lololololololol~

Thursday, February 17, 2011


yew had mii raff out roud

p/s: nothing.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day

Valentino deyh?

Happy Valentine's day to all the cute and very matching couples out there! I hope y'all get through every obstacles in your love life and will end up getting married =D

It's Valentine's day and every boy butthurt because they need to buy gifts for their loved ones kononnyer to express their love (PUIK!) Some girls have very high expectations on this day, some not (bravo!) and some girls even bought something for their boyfie (bravo²!) and you know what? There's this campaign held by students which sounds pretty ridiculous to me. On Valentine's day, girls are asked not to wear their panties, its expressing their love in a very personal way, they say (WTFBANGANGNYER!) Well, maybe I'm not that romantic romeo kinda person. Anyways, full article bout the weird campaign is here.

Another thing about Valentine's day, I feel its very funny to see how depressed some people might get because they no partner to celebrate Valentine with. "FUCK VALENTINE! ME NO PARTNER!" "NO VALENTINE! IMSOLONELY!" "(and many more examples you can imagine yourself)". I mean, c'mon, celebrating alone ain't that bad afterall        righ....t?  ....... *manly tears*
Don't get so butthurt, solo losers, we'll find ours one day, one day we'll celebrate Valentine's and another day we'll fuckin feel stoopid to celebrate it (LOL)

And there's a story bout this 14th of February. St. Valentine died on  this date, so we're kinda celebrating his death indirectly, thats why it is forbidden for Muslims to celebrate Valentine's day. So please, don't condemn those malays, its not about race, its about religion. I dunno how true is this, but if the Holy Quran states that its forbidden to celebrate it, then I believe.

Why only on Valentine's boys must guy something for their girl? Why must there be one certain date for couples to celebrate their togetherness? Sorry for being stoopid, I just don't understand. Valentine is everyday. My love for the future her is everyday, not only on Valentine's day. You see, its kinda stoopid, but if a girl fuckin sulk because their boyfie no buy any gift for her, then guys, you might as well dump her. I don't think she would mind if you no buy any gift for her, as long as you care and love her everyday, I guess that's enough. (but yes, I know thats in the 50's. that's called romantic. in the 2010's, romantic is a whole different story liao)

Actually there is more for me to write, but I forget wanna write what liao, because when I was writing this halfway, my house area suddenly black out, then I freak out, then I go out, then I forget what to write. Yes, I'm that forgetful kinda oldfag, cause I didn't eat much fish. So kids! Eat your veggies! (its a lame joke, bear with me and laugh okay?)

p/s: Love? seriously? what you know bout love? its not bout giving gifts and make you feel good, its more than that, its more than you know you gotta do, will you sacrifice for love? will you rather live poor with the ones you love? how to love? I dunno. The expectation is too high.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Chinese New Year 2011

Yes I know, it's over.

Well, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to update my blog before Chinese New Year to wish y'all good luck, gong hey fart choi and stuffs due to the busyness of being quite a lazy bum. Anyway I hope y'all have a great celebration of this Rabbit year last few days and for now, happy back to college or work (BAHAHA!)

Well actually I've noticed something in our society during this Chinese New Year. Something I really felt sadist and rage at the same time. People nowadays actually complains about getting less ang pow (red packets, filled with ka-ching, given to youngsters/people who are yet to marry by married couples) Seriously? So the whole idea of celebrating CNY is to get some cash? This is just sad. There's this guy willing to kill his grandpa for not giving them the amount of money they wanted in the red packet.

And many more complains about this CNY shucks laa, this laa, that laa. But seriously, we are lucky enough to celebrate CNY with our parents, I do feel sad for those who really can't make it for the reunion dinner or 1st day of CNY or maybe the whole fuckin CNY week. Well, my CNY is not so great this year, but I don't really wanna fuss bout it, cause I know, somewhere out there, there are more miserable people than me.

For instance, in the land of the Republic of China, People from west China who works in big cities freaking queue up for 2 - 3 days just to buy a ticket to get home and celebrate with their loved ones. take a look.

So? insaf liao beh? Next time coming back to hometown don't complain traffic jam ar, we are considered lucky liao we still can drive comfortably home.

For those butthurt because terase liao, you better be nice next year. Same as Santa Claus, Choi San Yeah only gives prosperity to nice, kind, honest, people.

p/s: Bunny year, please gimme HUAT AAAAAAARRRHHHH!!!!

source: Blog Serius!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011


No, not that quickie you perverto!

Okay, so you loyal readers of my blog have been bored to death cause this blog didn't update for quite awhile liao huh??So, Imma update you guys with a lil typical blog entry. Sorry laa, once I was a jobless lazy ass, now busy with work liao. Yep! I got work liao. As a promoter in The Store. You walk in to that 3rd floor sell shirt and pants one, the most lazy ass langsi lookin' guy with the hair spikes high up like the future 100 storeys mega tower, Menara Warisan (a.k.a Najib's dick), that's me. The (so called) langsi tanned guy who looks like Malay but can speak Canton.

I got very butthurt and rejoice at the same time sometimes when customer look at me with the WTF face when I speak Chinese BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Customer A: eyh, this shirt nice laa, (in canton)
Customer B: nice meh? kanasai like tat, expensive somemore (in canton)
Me: erm, this one all got discount uncle. (in canton)

Customer A & B: o.0??!!!! wtf are u? chinese school?
Me: lim peh si teng lang mah haiyow...


Me: Hell yea I am. an jua? am kan liao ar? hehehehe
Customer B: Okay.

Something like that laa.

I don't mind working at this sopormarket, but for I dunno what stoooooopid reason, most of them don't like my promoter, and my brand. My promoter is kind to me though, she's friendly, funny, biasa laa Librans sure ngam with anybody one. So, automatically they all also dislike me just because I work for that brand. WOW! I didn't know that aunties here still acts like a 17 year old bitch. Maybe cause all their part time workers are 17 - 20 of age, secara tidak langsung they also forget they old liao and supposed to be a lil bit matured?

aunties, never too old for bitchy games in life.

There's a lot of drama goin on in the department where I'm workin, now I see how tough some people's life may be, how mean some people are, and how come in every part in this world where you go, there's always some douchebag tryna pull you down and make you butthurt kao kao. So far so good I heard people gossip til I got nickname liao, dunno wtf they call me, my guess is "langsi", "hak min san", "fei zai", "hak guai" or somethin like that (LOL)

This quickie update kinda getting long liao, so I'm gonna end this typical blog post of mine now. Thanks for reading, You're welcome for LOL-ing. Sorry for the long butthurting post. I love you. I seriously do.

p/s: some couples are just too in love they started to do something in the fitting room, as a troller, I just couldn't leave them alone. So yea, I disturb the hell out of their stiming process... LOLOLOLOL!

Monday, January 17, 2011

It Happens

I've experienced the same exact thing.

p/s: I swear to God people who gives me =.=''' sign is non other than biliebers.