One Replubic - Secrets (PARODY)

I wrote this.... owhkay, I changed the lyrics of this song, and the reason I did this is to dedicate it to one of my friend... He's kinda desperate for a GF, and I wish him gewdluck in finding one... I'm sorry bro, you're welcome... Don't sue me... 

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ENJOY =D


I need another pussy
I wanna squeeze n suck your breast
My life gets kinda boring
Need something nice and awesome like sex
Til' all my sleeves are stained red
From her virgin I teared
Tastes just like cherry juice I swear
Thought you saw me wink, no
Come and suck my dick, so

Tell me where to fuck you,dear
I can come and kiss your ears
Sick of drinking all those beer
So I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away
This time, don't need another ultralite
Don't care if you don’t wanna suck on mine
I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away

My god, amazing how I cummed that far
It's like you’re suckin a choco bar
We can even do it in the car
And everyday I see the news
All the rapings that I’m involved
And when my damn big hard dick rises
Just ride it from night until dawn
Standing straight, you hold
I don't really like it slow, no, so

Tell me where to fuck you dear
I can come and kiss your ears
Sick of drinking all those beer
So I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away
This time, don't need another ultralite
Don't care if you don’t suck on mine
I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away

Oh, got no reason, got no shame
Got no girlfriends I'm so lame
Just don't let me disappear
You may suck my everything

Tell me where to fuck you dear
I can come and kiss your ears
Sick of drinking all those beer
So I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away
This time, don't need another ultralite
Don't care if you don’t wanna suck on mine
I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away

So tell me where to cum on dear
Maybe I can cum in your ears
Sick of drinking all those beers
So I'm gonna cum all sperm loads away
This time, don't need another ultralite
Don't care if you don’t wanna suck on mine
I'm gonna cum all my sperm loads away
All sperm loads away, All my sperm loads away




That's all folks! =D
You can select the song SECRETS by One republic at the lower right hand side of my blog, at the jukebox, and try to sing along! =D

Top 20 Worst Looking MyVi

Of Course, its the top 20 worst lookin myvi in my opinion... 

So... lately me and my friend, Pravind has been talkin bout cars... well, his car to be exact, which is a MyVi SE, he's kinda tensed bout his rims and ride height... But, we realise that there are a bunch of tasteless blind ulu people who modified their car to look nothing more like a blady cartoon car which only pigs will drive... or maybe worse... so here are the top 20 bad looking MyVis... I mean real REAL bad...

#20. the BMW 5 series style... for god sake, on a myvi? like a pig nose instead...

#19. teeny tiny rims... dude, size matters... seriously...

#18. Now it gets too big... can this car actually move?

#17. another big rims... call a fatass to sit back n your car will suffer

#16. bumper fail, rims fail, vinyl fail... even a blady mamak restaurant owner can do it better deii...

#15. rims fail

#14. its like staring at a fuckin donkey deii... 

#13. yay~ Bunga Raya bunge kebangsaan! =D

#12. blady bamboo car... 

#11. -___- 

#10. wow, some blady dog crawled on this car i think...

#9. bumper cun, skirting cun, colour cun, OMGWTFBBQMSG BICYCLE RIMS???!!!!

#8. I wonder if DC comics pays him for advertising Batman or not, n is that an exhaust or BatCannon?

#7. this car really is a nightmare

#6. LMAO that grill infront is to barbeque chicken wings or what?

#5. this car got infection or something?

#4. Bird flu...

#3. Is pink red? or is red pink?

#2. THAT'S FUCKIN GAY! if this car is a human, it looks like a blady cheap hooker to me...

AND NUMBER 1 OF THE UGLIEST MYVI IS...

*DRUM ROLLLL* 

*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

BOO YAH!!

the so called predator myvi...which is kinda like a Doraemon car, my friend said... xD

#1. WTF is that? aerodynamic or aerofoil? or aerosohainess? hahaha

#1 (sideview) from the side it's like shit man, seriously... fugly!!!

Well, that's what happen if you let some ridiculous person to mod a car... hahaha... BTW...

Simple (well owhkay, quite simple) is the best!

That's Pravind's MyVi... which is the best in Teluk Intan so far... hehehe... and thanks to him to find me all thos crappy Myvi pics on top... =D

Some people

Some people are just so fuckin wrong...
including me, that is...














well that's it for today... kinda lazy busy to update, I've got lotsa things to write about, but..... maybe later, or next time, but not never... =D

Bored As Usual

These are the ABC's about me. Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to answer the questions listed below. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

A

Available: i guess...
Annoyance: maximum
Animal: are living things like us

B

Beer: will get you drunk
Believe in God: yes...
Best Friend: are the best
Body Part on a guy/girl: boooooooooooooooooby and aaaassssssssssssss.... c'mon, which other part will attract u more that that?!
Best feeling: is when u feel great
Blind or Deaf: or mute?
Best weather: cloudy with a chance of snowing...
Been in Love: glad i'm out...
Been on stage : few times...
Believe in Magic: i cant biliv my eyes watchin magic...
Believe in Santa: yes i biliv in my form 5 physics teacher,Santha...

C
Candy: 1 annoying classmate... -___-
Color: black,white,red,blue
Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
Chinese/Mexican: chinese... i <3 asian
Cake or pie: cakes...
Continent to visit: europe...
Cheese: sure!

D
Day or Night: nite...
Dance in the rain?: I'm not that romantic

E
Eyes: 2 bijik...
Everyone's got: dignity
Ever failed a class?: without failure you can't succeed... 

F
Full name: Simon Benedict A/L Purushothman
Flower: are best to put on a girl's head... or somewhere around their head...
First thoughts waking up: "Whut's the time now??"

G
Greatest Fears: somethin scary...?
Goals: are somethin they shout at mamaks and mcD during a football match...
Gum: gummy bear?
Get along with your parents?: i guess...

H
Hair Color: black...
Height: 175cm
Happy: most of the time
Holiday: is to gain some weight
How do you want to die: I don't wanna die...

I
Ice Cream: is a cold flavoured cream
Instrument(s): drums...

J
Jewelry: bling bling
Job: jobless

K
Kids: are cute... and dangerous...
Kick boxing or karate: box kicking
Keep a journal?: need not

L
Love: love everyone is better to hate some people...
Letter: S...
Laughed so hard you cried: laughed so hard i peed...

M
Milk flavor: chocolate,sometimes strawberry
Movies: are great to watch in a dark room
Motion sickness?: i dun tink so
McD’s or BK: McD's

N
Number: 25

O
One wish: wish i could wish more than 1 wish...

P
Perfect Pizza: lots of cheese, chicken, black pepper, pepperoni...
Pepsi/Coke: it tastes the fuckin same so i dont fuckin mind...

Q
Quail: is a bird...

R
Reason to cry: to "wash" my eye... (seriously it does kinda wash your eyes)
Reality T.V: are fake
Radio Station: hitz.fm
Roll your tongue in a circle?: yesh

Ring size: king size

S
Song: an an an, to te mo dai suki, DO RA EH~~MON!!!
Shoe size: 10,11... around that,,, yea big foot, watever...
Salad Dressing: erm... i din noe salad got any attire... tuxedo??
Sushi: is a friggin raw food that you pay extra expensive to get your stomach feel stoopid... go get some real food man...
Slept outside: yesh
Smoked?: stopped
Sing well?: depends
Sing in the shower?: people still can hear you if you sing in the shower...so, i dance...
Strawberries/Blueberries: Longans
Tattoos?: nah... i prefer my body clean...
Time for bed: is when im sleepy
Thunderstorms: is Zeus farting...
Unpredictable: maybe...

V
Vacation spot: anywhere convenient... lol

W
Weakness: im not tat stoopid to state out my weakness...
Which one of your friends is most like you: everybody is different...
Who makes you laugh the most?: funny people of coz...
Worst feeling: sad...angry...disappointed
Wanted to be a model: not qualified
Where do we go when we die?: in the coffin laa u idiot...
Worst Weather?: Malaysia weather

X
X-Rays: S-Rays...

Y
Year it is now: 2010...
Yellow: pee

Z
Zoo animal: has no difference with animals...

World Cup 2010

BOOM!!!!

whuttap folks??!!

Its here again!!! 

the moment that guys are waiting for!!

the moment when wives are afraid of!

sick of!

hate of!!

omgwtfmyhusbandsacouchpotato of!!!

WOOOORRRRLLD CUP 2010!!!!!

Sadly in this football tournament, Malaysia is nowhere to be found...

I think its because those youths are too busy earning money

or

the 3R's...

Rempit-ing, Ragut-ing and Rogol-ing... 

so... world cup is here, and as usual, many people would be wondering 

which country will kick ass and win...

Well... I WONDER...........

1. How many people in Malaysia will commit suicide because they lost in their bet in the football match

2. How many housewives will consult their lawyer for a divorce cause their husband is too busy watchin football matches to give a fuck

3. How many people will overnight at McDonald's or at any mamak stall with a huge screen

4. How many people will request the cinema to show football matches (wtf)

5. How many people will curse in facebook if their favourite team did not manage to win or did a blady huge mistake

6. How many football players are bribed

7. How many people lost their voice by screaming "GOAL!" or "SHIT!"

8. If there are still some badass player headbutts another player... again?

9. If there will be any player die on the field

10. How much time those designers took to design those jerseys...

Last but not Least and the popular...

11. Which team will win...

This is not really a joke...

 I seriously have thought of these...

 LoLz

for those football fanatics, have fun enjoying your football matches with beers or cokes or babes or McChicken... or roti canai, teh ais and dhall curry...

for those not into football, you can always enjoy watchin your balls instead... hehe...

peace~ waka waka!! ><

and I do wonder whether diz leopard knows his head is growing some grass or not...