Bored As Usual

These are the ABC's about me. Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to answer the questions listed below. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

A

Available: i guess...
Annoyance: maximum
Animal: are living things like us

B

Beer: will get you drunk
Believe in God: yes...
Best Friend: are the best
Body Part on a guy/girl: boooooooooooooooooby and aaaassssssssssssss.... c'mon, which other part will attract u more that that?!
Best feeling: is when u feel great
Blind or Deaf: or mute?
Best weather: cloudy with a chance of snowing...
Been in Love: glad i'm out...
Been on stage : few times...
Believe in Magic: i cant biliv my eyes watchin magic...
Believe in Santa: yes i biliv in my form 5 physics teacher,Santha...

C
Candy: 1 annoying classmate... -___-
Color: black,white,red,blue
Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
Chinese/Mexican: chinese... i <3 asian
Cake or pie: cakes...
Continent to visit: europe...
Cheese: sure!

D
Day or Night: nite...
Dance in the rain?: I'm not that romantic

E
Eyes: 2 bijik...
Everyone's got: dignity
Ever failed a class?: without failure you can't succeed... 

F
Full name: Simon Benedict A/L Purushothman
Flower: are best to put on a girl's head... or somewhere around their head...
First thoughts waking up: "Whut's the time now??"

G
Greatest Fears: somethin scary...?
Goals: are somethin they shout at mamaks and mcD during a football match...
Gum: gummy bear?
Get along with your parents?: i guess...

H
Hair Color: black...
Height: 175cm
Happy: most of the time
Holiday: is to gain some weight
How do you want to die: I don't wanna die...

I
Ice Cream: is a cold flavoured cream
Instrument(s): drums...

J
Jewelry: bling bling
Job: jobless

K
Kids: are cute... and dangerous...
Kick boxing or karate: box kicking
Keep a journal?: need not

L
Love: love everyone is better to hate some people...
Letter: S...
Laughed so hard you cried: laughed so hard i peed...

M
Milk flavor: chocolate,sometimes strawberry
Movies: are great to watch in a dark room
Motion sickness?: i dun tink so
McD’s or BK: McD's

N
Number: 25

O
One wish: wish i could wish more than 1 wish...

P
Perfect Pizza: lots of cheese, chicken, black pepper, pepperoni...
Pepsi/Coke: it tastes the fuckin same so i dont fuckin mind...

Q
Quail: is a bird...

R
Reason to cry: to "wash" my eye... (seriously it does kinda wash your eyes)
Reality T.V: are fake
Radio Station: hitz.fm
Roll your tongue in a circle?: yesh

Ring size: king size

S
Song: an an an, to te mo dai suki, DO RA EH~~MON!!!
Shoe size: 10,11... around that,,, yea big foot, watever...
Salad Dressing: erm... i din noe salad got any attire... tuxedo??
Sushi: is a friggin raw food that you pay extra expensive to get your stomach feel stoopid... go get some real food man...
Slept outside: yesh
Smoked?: stopped
Sing well?: depends
Sing in the shower?: people still can hear you if you sing in the shower...so, i dance...
Strawberries/Blueberries: Longans
Tattoos?: nah... i prefer my body clean...
Time for bed: is when im sleepy
Thunderstorms: is Zeus farting...
Unpredictable: maybe...

V
Vacation spot: anywhere convenient... lol

W
Weakness: im not tat stoopid to state out my weakness...
Which one of your friends is most like you: everybody is different...
Who makes you laugh the most?: funny people of coz...
Worst feeling: sad...angry...disappointed
Wanted to be a model: not qualified
Where do we go when we die?: in the coffin laa u idiot...
Worst Weather?: Malaysia weather

X
X-Rays: S-Rays...

Y
Year it is now: 2010...
Yellow: pee

Z
Zoo animal: has no difference with animals...

World Cup 2010

BOOM!!!!

whuttap folks??!!

Its here again!!! 

the moment that guys are waiting for!!

the moment when wives are afraid of!

sick of!

hate of!!

omgwtfmyhusbandsacouchpotato of!!!

WOOOORRRRLLD CUP 2010!!!!!

Sadly in this football tournament, Malaysia is nowhere to be found...

I think its because those youths are too busy earning money

or

the 3R's...

Rempit-ing, Ragut-ing and Rogol-ing... 

so... world cup is here, and as usual, many people would be wondering 

which country will kick ass and win...

Well... I WONDER...........

1. How many people in Malaysia will commit suicide because they lost in their bet in the football match

2. How many housewives will consult their lawyer for a divorce cause their husband is too busy watchin football matches to give a fuck

3. How many people will overnight at McDonald's or at any mamak stall with a huge screen

4. How many people will request the cinema to show football matches (wtf)

5. How many people will curse in facebook if their favourite team did not manage to win or did a blady huge mistake

6. How many football players are bribed

7. How many people lost their voice by screaming "GOAL!" or "SHIT!"

8. If there are still some badass player headbutts another player... again?

9. If there will be any player die on the field

10. How much time those designers took to design those jerseys...

Last but not Least and the popular...

11. Which team will win...

This is not really a joke...

 I seriously have thought of these...

 LoLz

for those football fanatics, have fun enjoying your football matches with beers or cokes or babes or McChicken... or roti canai, teh ais and dhall curry...

for those not into football, you can always enjoy watchin your balls instead... hehe...

peace~ waka waka!! ><

and I do wonder whether diz leopard knows his head is growing some grass or not...