Sunday, May 30, 2010

100 movies to watch before you die...

This is the 100 movies to watch before dying choosen by Yahoo! Movies editorial staff list that i found on the web...

this 100 movies are made from the year 1990 - 2009, "The Modern Classics" or whatever you wanna name them... 
Out of this 100 movies, I've watched only a few of them, and I'm planning to watch all of them after my STPM... Of coz, that is, if I got enough time... hehehe... 

These are the lists of the 100 movies... movies that I've watched is highlighted in aqua... 


Beauty and the Beast
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Thelma & Louise

Hard Boiled (Lat Sau San Taam)
Malcolm X
The Player
Raise The Red Lantern (Da Hong Deng La Gao Gao Gua)
Supercop (Ging Chat goo si 3 : chiu kap ging chat)

Dazed and Confused
Groundhog day
Schindler's List

Chungking Express (chung hing sam lam)
Ed Wood
Forrest Gump
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Pulp Fiction*
The Shawshank Redemption

Before Sunrise
Living in Oblivion
Sense and Sensibility
Toy Story
The Usual Suspects

Big Night
Dead Man
Ghost in the Shell (kokaku kidotai)
Secrets & Lies
Sling Blade

Boogie Nights
Eve's Bayou
L.A Confidential
The Sweet Hereafter

The Big Lebowski
Fireworks (hana-bi)
Out of Sight
Saving Private Ryan
There's Something About Mary

All About My Mother (todo sobre mi madre)
American Beauty 
Being John Malkovich
The Fight Club
The Matrix*
Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime)
Run Lola Run (Lola rennt)
The Sixth Sense
Three Kings

Almost Famous
Best in Show
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (wo hu cang long)

Donnie Darko 
In the Mood For Love (Fa yeung nin hua)
The Lord of the rings
Mulholland Drive
The Royal Tenenbaums

The Pianist
Y Tu Mama Tambien

City of God
Finding Nemo

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Shaun of the Dead

The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The Brokeback Mountain
A History of Violence

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Children of Men
The Lives of Others
Pan's Labyrinth 

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old men
There Will Be Blood

The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire

The Hurt Locker*
Inglorious Basterds*

There you go, 100 movies, the one with (*) is I watch, I got bored, I turned it off... hehehe
So, have you watched any of the above movies? 
Forrest Gump and The Shawshank Redemption is a great movie though, in my opinion... hehe...

For better/more info on these movies, click here

p/s: deisi, thanks for recommending shawshank to me... =)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Google Shenanigans

I've watched a video from Youtube by Ian/smosh... its about Google shenanigans and it cracks me up...
So I've decided to try it out myself... Besides, this is what Malaysian search the most using Google... hehehehehehehe...

So, I started by typing a very common word,"why"... 
and what Malaysian asks the most?? its...........

I got a strong feelin that there are many flats in Malaysia...

Next!! I add something after the word "why" to make it more specific...
And these are the results... 

"Why am I still single"? How on earth is Google gonna answer you that?? geez...

Why they wanna know bout that??

LOL! "why is my poop green" maybe coz your poops contain chlorophyll xD
"Why is my girlfriend so cold" kills me!!! ROFLMAO!!!! 


 Now this is interesting... have a look on what men asks bout women,
and what women asks bout men... 

LOL the most popular search is "stoopid" that cracks me up xD

LMAO! Breasts again!! hahahaha

And then, I tried searching for other words, 
and this is kinda stoopid and suprising...

"How to make love"?! proved, Malaysia need to improve sex education in schools...

You gotta be kidding me... people actually search for vulgarity's meaning?!

"seks di bilik x-ray" cracks me up... wtf is with those ham sap kia??!!!

That's all folks... Google Malaysia's shenanigans are not as funny as the American version... but still, Malaysians do search for ridiculous stuffs on the net... chow~

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Driving in Diamond Bay...

Driving in a small town like Diamond Bay doesn't mean its much more easier or relaxing... In fact, its much more diu than you'll ever imagined... I wouldn't say all, but majority of the drivers are very selfish, rude, brainless, sohai, diu and many more that will make you feel like winding down the window and stuck your middle finger out...

But this is somethin quite different, I'm not gonna write bout how stoopid they drive, I'm talkin bout somethin quite new in this town... TRAFFIC JAM!!!! Nowadays in T.I oso can jam ady... Try telling to your teacher or to your boss you are late coz of traffic jam, and 97% they will answer you back, "Tolok Intan jam ar? wanna give reasons oso tink properly 1st laa!!! Last time I can ride my bicycle with my eyes closed and still no car come bang me!" well, for sure that is, last time... try riding a bicycle with your eyes closed now, and the moment you open your eyes you're already in the hospital, or maybe facing God liao...

T.I is developing very fast, so many cars liao on the road, can jam summore, kanineh si pek ma huan nia... haizzz... don't believe T.I jam? watch this video laaaaa~

its me recording diz video while driving, I know I can kena saman under akta jalanraya 125,
performing stunt while driving (lol) and yea, broken english, I'm not a gewd english speaker...

Human Nature

Human nature is the concept that there is a set of inherent distinguishing characteristics, including ways of thinking, feeling and acting, that humans tend to have. This is what stated in Wikipedia

19 years of living in this world, I have encountered lots of people... 17 years out of it, I didn't really notice/care bout anything... but as time passes by, I realized that this world ain't that simple... I've met lots of people, and lots of characteristics as well... I don't have much to complain about them but once the people you know have attitude problems and they are the ones who are close to you, you began to realize that you're in deepshit or you just got a jackpot, with problems coming out instead of gold coins... 

I've met some very ridiculous people... And yea I noticed a lot of bad or negative attitude of theirs... 
To start with, the very common mistake that people do, blaming on others... People who makes mistakes, and then blame others in order to protect their own dignity or some sort... its like throwing a bunch of shit on others while they are the ones who still smell like shit... yea, you can't escape the fact that the one to be blame is you... some people don't realise that, maybe cause they are used to it, yea... I feel that this is very bad... and YES, I do blame other people instead of myself before, and I began to think, that is so wrong... So, to overcome this common mistake or habit, I've thought of something, instead of blaming others for your mistake just to look "innocent" infront of others, why don't we just admit our mistakes and learn from our mistakes? 

Selfish people, who only thinks bout themselves and tend to forget bout others or bout how others felt... people who like to brag, I don't get the point why these people likes to brag, somethin to be proud of? show off? so other people could respect you? errr, in my opinion, be humble even if you're damn powerful, then people will respect you... and bla bla bla many more kinda people... geez, I don't wanna continue writing coz y'all might think "wtf iz with diz Simon? he thinks he's very clever? now kiss my ass" or "fuck diz blog man, I wan somethin interestin, not a blady essay bout people he had met!!" or "diz iz too bored to read, I've wasted my time, i want my 5 minutes back!!"

Different people have their own characteristic and their own behavior, no one iz perfect... what I think is, people are special with their own unique behavior, whether its negative or positive, those things makes they, them (WTF?)... We can't blame them for their characteristics... If I can't stand them, its either to tell them, be patient and tolerate, or avoid them, muehehe... I'm not a gewd person in life as well though, but I just forgot how to condemn myself... HAHAHAHAHA... so long, and gewdnite...

I'm Bored


Rules : It's harder than it looks ! Copy to your own blog , erase my answers , enter yours , and tag five people including the person who tagged you . Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions . They have to be real . nothing made up ! IF the person before you had the same first initial , you must use different answers . You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question .

1..2...3...go !!!!

What is your name:

A four letter word:

A boy's name:

A girl's name:

An occupation:
Saint Anthony skewl teacher

Something you'll wear:

A type of food:

Something found in the bathroom:

A place:

A reason for being late:
Sorry, i shit on my pants...

Something u'd shout:

Something you drink:

A musical group:
Simon and the typewriters (LMAO)

An animal:

A type of car:

A type of fruit:

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hanging out in the kebun!!

Today after MUET speaking test, Mirul, Sarath, Yogen, WoonFong and me went to Sarath's house to have some fun... We went behind Sarath's house, there's a kebun there, yea, like jungle... went quite deep inside there, just to lepak minum air kelapa... sounds ridiculous, but yea, we did it just to have fun and its really fun... for those who live in the city or town that cannot tahan nyamuks and long grass, sure will complain a lot, kehkehkeh... I've never cut open a coconut to drink its water before, this is my first time, and experience is something I would like to gain... muahaha, now I can go tell my children "last time when I was your age, I cut coconut my ownself,there is no robot to extract any juice for you just like that" BAHAHAHA!!! sounds like a grampy typical old lad huh? 

highway to kebon

"now do i poke it? or cut it? slash? errrr"

"no matter whether cut poke or boil, as long as i can drink,muehehe"

pergh~ stim~~


Sarath the wild boar hunter...

he's enjoyin it

now wat the heck


Sarath si COMEY!!

terkentot lak....

gulp gulp

Had a lot of fun with them... I love y'all... mwahahaha!!!