Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Movie review...

Nice... huh?

Pussy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief... So,all I know about this movie is its about this pussy guy,which happen to be a Demigod,half human,half god,Greek god... his father is the Greek god of the seas,Poseidon a.k.a Neptune... Well,it seems that his father, Poseidon, came down to earth, for I-dunno-what-reason,and met his mom,then they kinda hook up,then *poof* Pussy Jackson was born,and the offspring of God and Human is known as a demigod,or halfblood, example, Hercules, Perseus~ according to Greek Myth laa of coz... I'm not gonna tell the whole story out,but this movie is about Percy Jackson,a demigod, is alleged by someone that he's the one who steal the Lightning Bolt,Zeus's weapon... But in the end, the real Lightning thief is Luke,a demigod too,son of Hermes... they fight,then this Pussy Jackson get back the bolt n give it back to Zeus and walaa, the end... That's the synopsis,I'm lazy to elaborate more... Go watch it yourself better...

There's something which I don't understand bout this movie and I"m not quite satisfied with...

Why do the (Greek) Gods come down to earth? Just to have sex with human,then when the child is born they just chow like that? LOL...?

There's a scene where Percy fought with Annabeth, daughter of Athena... At first Percy is no match for Annabeth... For annabeth to defeat Percy,its like eating kacang... But after Percy touched water,all of his wounds are healed, well nevermind that coz his the son of the God of The Seas... Not only that,after touching water,he can suddenly fight like a warrior... I mean, no need training suddenly can defeat Annabeth like eating taufu... One of my friend says: "WTF?! touch water only can so hebat ady,what,all this while he never touch water before laa? never mandi ar?" LOL...

There's another scene where Percy fought a minotaur... This minotaur killed his mom, then Percy fought it using a sword, as he's still shocked getting to know that he's a demigod and those crap,he fought like a pussy,and his sword terpelanting liao~ the thing is... in the end he killed that minotaur using that minotaur's horn... one of its horn is stuck on the tree when it tries to headbutt Percy and then it breaks, so Percy pulled out that horn,and stab that minotaur... *gedebuk* minotaur falls n its dead... a horn can kill a huge minotaur... great... 

After he killed that minotaur,Percy fainted, and gain consciousness after 5 days... and when he get to know that his mom has been killed by that minotaur is for real... He didn't even cry, I didn't see any sad expression face on him... my friend,Deisigan told me "Damn pussy la that actor,mother die ady still can rilek rilek tell, my mom is dead,dunno how to act laa" LOL...

Groover, a Satyr... which happens to be Percy's protector... is more like being protected than protecting... how to put this, he's more like Percy's sidekick... I don't remember Groover fighting anyone to protect Percy in the movie... hahaha... 

That's all I guess... Its fun to watch this movie... I don't feel bored watching it... beh pai laa... if call me to do a movie of coz I can do it way more worse than this xD

Hades... Exterminator?? LOL... He's been terminated by his own wife...

more like a sidekick to me...

LOL diz cracks me up... "fatal beauty" xD 

Killah~

It was raining heavy,loud thunders,sexy lightnings (Zeus must be havin fun up there)... I'm sitting on the sofa,in my house,chilling,watching T.V with a bowl of pudding on my hand stuffing it into my mouth *gulp* travels into my stomach and for the next few hours to the toilet bowl thru my ass... While I was enjoying watching the television and being a couch potato, *zuss* I saw something...
something dirty, nasty, fugly, scary, not sexy, flew pass the television... WHUT WAS THAT??!?!!! I rushed to the back... No laa,not to hide... I took something deadly, and shiny... I took aim... slowly I walk towards that thing... I'm getting nearer, and nearer, and nearer...And closer, and closer....

BOOM!!! PSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!

Ah ha!!! DEAD!!! It's DEAD!!! muuuwaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!! My evil laugh followed by the thunder and lightning in the sky scared the shit out of the friendly neighbourhood... (not rili) 

Continued watching television like nothing happened... I know... This post is rather stoopid...

IT'S DEAD!!! YEARRGH!!!

"plz tell my wife n kids i love em"

KILLAH!!!!

FINALLY...

aaaahhh~ my bike's tyre freakin pamcit again that day... then my mom called some mechanic from dunno where to come and fix it when I was away... when I was back... I was quite suprised,my tyre now is effin TUBELESS!!!!!!!! BOO YAAAAAHHH!!!!

Now I no need to worry bout my effin tyre pamcit again,coz my previous tyre botak like hell ady... except the front one,it is still normal tyres with tubes inside... huhu... anyways... THANK YOU MOM...

sweeeeeet~ my bike punya "kaki" tubeless...

Whut are they thinking??

Something rather nasty happened in my class today... well,not that bad but I feel like an idiot being in that class,seriously...

KKKKRRRRRINNGG~

The bell goes off and *pooof* my maths 2 teacher steps into the class... He's very punctual,but he's a pervert... keep that aside tho... It begins like this... As usual,he teaches,and we all listen,for a moment I thought it was like that,but when I turn my handsome face back... "whut the fwack..." all the girls doin their own stuffs,their physics tutorial, maths 1 homeworks,and bla bla bla... only 3 boys "paying attention" to him,yeps,listening whut he says but nothin goes in mind... hey,at least I respect him owhkay?!

So,the ladies claimed that the teacher teaches wrongly... If he do mistake,tell it out laa, what for sitting down quietly doing your own thing and boycott him... geez... So the teacher gets mad,pissed,du lan and don't wanna teach ady,he sits quietly doing his own work on the table... merajuk ler tuu...

And when the teacher stops teaching... the class started to make noise... the one sleeping beside me can talk so loud all out of a sudden,he don't feel sleepy anymore == the girls can talk bout going for a trip after the exams, birthday parties, bra size, panty liner, which pad are they using (nah, I'm just kiddin bout those bra panty thingy)

WHUT THE FWAAACK??!!!

First question... where did they install their brains?

Second... Where is their respect towards the teacher?

Third... Why they are so arrogant?

Fourth... Why are they acting like pure bitches?!

Fifth... Why people who acts like a bitch can't tolerate?!!!!

Sixth... WHY WHY WHY IN THE EFFIN WORLD???!!!!!!

I don't know~

I don't hate my classmates, but at times I think they are acting a lil too much tho...

I'm not a gewd student myself,altho they ignore the teacher but their grades are still better than mine... So, I don't think I got the rights to screw them,I'm just askin questions and are curious why they acted like that... Don't get me wrong... I am NOT screwing them...

N.S (pronounced as "an ass")

NO!!!! Not Nationwide Stoopidity!!! whut I meant is National Service...

In Malaysia,its better known as Program Latihan Khidmat Negara...

Now...if y'all still dunno wattaheck is that,check it out here, loser xP tee hee...

I'm not trying to promote this program or anythin,I went to this training before and seriously I kinda enjoyed my life stuck in the middle of the jungle where monkeys jumping around freely from a tree to another,and some of them jumpin in the dorm,yeps,those trainees who are like monkeys...

My camp is very nice,although my first impression towards it was like

"hell I'm stayin here for 2 and a half month,I'm so half dead now"

BUT hey,it didn't looked whut it is like... Imagine how kewl iz my camp,infront u can see the sea... look back,thick jungle... damn cun... owhkay cut the crap...

My experience in NS is really... eh crap... how to describe? aiyaa... very nice 1 laa...

The 1st batch of PLKN trainees for siri 2010 already came back home sweet home,safe and sound,dark and thin,buff and fit,and for some unlucky ones,patah here patah there,retak here retak there... I know SOME of them have a lot of fun in their camps... The main point I'm posting this is I si pek du lan they all actin as like NS is effin evrythin... seriously though... It's like...

"OMG I miss my effin smelly dorm with the effin smelly pillows..." "omg I learned all kinds of tepuk tangans which at 1st I only know 1 type,which is the tepuk banyak kali..."

"OMFFG I now know how to effin juggle balls! I can be a clown after SPM!" "OMG I miss the kawad kaki,I miss singing negaraku in the mownink"

well... IF U EFFIN MISS IT, SET ALARM AND GET UP AND SING IT IN THE MOWNINK THEN!!!

Seriously,the only thing I miss in the camp is my friends and the people there... not the stoopid kiddo activities ther... M-16? nope,I dun miss it... its so effin loud I cant hear myself, talkin to myself... I can shoot the hell out of anyone using m-16 in counter strike,so I don't rili miss it...

and the tepuk2 crap... evry single thing oso wanna tepuk... tepuk your head and wake the hell up... its ridiculous! back to life! back to the world! reality!! whut you get by that tepuk2 thingy??

They are just too... TOO into NS... well done government... you've brainwashed them... lol...

Whut's over iz over... get a life... geez... ''an ass'' lovers... hehehe...

My Blog Iz NOT Dead yet...

Sorry to disappoint all of you who visit my blog and did not get to read anythin new here...

well I'm just too lazy to update my blog and hence,my blog is in coma...

I wanted to post about my Chinese New Year experience and many more stuffs but in the end... pfft... forget bout it... its alreay 1 month ago (almost)

So,hopefully my blog is gonna be active soon and,errr... keep on reading... mwakaka~