World Cup 2010

BOOM!!!!

whuttap folks??!!

Its here again!!! 

the moment that guys are waiting for!!

the moment when wives are afraid of!

sick of!

hate of!!

omgwtfmyhusbandsacouchpotato of!!!

WOOOORRRRLLD CUP 2010!!!!!

Sadly in this football tournament, Malaysia is nowhere to be found...

I think its because those youths are too busy earning money

or

the 3R's...

Rempit-ing, Ragut-ing and Rogol-ing... 

so... world cup is here, and as usual, many people would be wondering 

which country will kick ass and win...

Well... I WONDER...........

1. How many people in Malaysia will commit suicide because they lost in their bet in the football match

2. How many housewives will consult their lawyer for a divorce cause their husband is too busy watchin football matches to give a fuck

3. How many people will overnight at McDonald's or at any mamak stall with a huge screen

4. How many people will request the cinema to show football matches (wtf)

5. How many people will curse in facebook if their favourite team did not manage to win or did a blady huge mistake

6. How many football players are bribed

7. How many people lost their voice by screaming "GOAL!" or "SHIT!"

8. If there are still some badass player headbutts another player... again?

9. If there will be any player die on the field

10. How much time those designers took to design those jerseys...

Last but not Least and the popular...

11. Which team will win...

This is not really a joke...

 I seriously have thought of these...

 LoLz

for those football fanatics, have fun enjoying your football matches with beers or cokes or babes or McChicken... or roti canai, teh ais and dhall curry...

for those not into football, you can always enjoy watchin your balls instead... hehe...

peace~ waka waka!! ><

and I do wonder whether diz leopard knows his head is growing some grass or not...