Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Macho Breakup Songs

Breaking up with your shitty girlfriend is very awesome! But when you are shitty and your partner is breakin' up withcu, then that's a serious butthurt, you felt like doing nothing, reminiscing the good ol' moments you two shared together, wasting time wondering why the butt your partner leaves your smelly ass behind and go for other ass that smells like Christian Dior, thinking WTF went wrong.

Most of us would just lay back, listen to those emo break up songs which only makes it worse sometimes makes you feel better. Even if you're a tough guy, a quarterback, macho man or anythin with the same species, it sure gonna hurt you like hell when your partner left you. So, in order to maintain your macho image, here's some nice songs for you to listen when you got your ass kicked away from the "relation ship"

Butterfinggers - Cuai

So, you think you cool like RM1.70 punyer slurpee, you listen to indie, when u break up liao, you still wanna maintain your coolness and don't wanna melt like slurpee, this is the perfect song.

The Strokes - Between Love and Hate

You're chill rocker, another indie song, you think you can handle everything with your coolness, this song is not too overdose of rock like KISS or very pussy-ish like bieber...

My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words

You're a rocker!! you are very badass like the red ass monkey, you feel like shouting out loud like tarzan kene kejar dengan lembu Pak Mat, You feel very bo song, like wanna break a door but you can't 'cause your mom gonna stab you and your dad is gonna call you to sleep on your broken door

Good Charlotte - I Don't Wanna Be In Love

ROCKER!!! (refer to the statement for the song MCR- Famous Last Words)

Oasis - Wonderwall

You're cool, chill, no need to shout, no need to cry, you just... slurpee cool...

Green Day - Good Riddance

You're the slurpee, so cold when you break up liao you still can chill...

Too bad I'm not macho and I fucking cried and weep like a fag when my ass got kicked from the ship named relation almost a year ago. Since then, I got this strange trauma liao, LULZ! Well, I layan this song jer laa

Daft Punk - Something About Us

Short lyrics, deep meaning, peaceful music... total winrar

p/s: we're just too young to sacrifice the whole jungle just for one stoopid tree...

Post inspired by FOA

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