As a jobless man, I sit infront of the computer 24/7 looking for interesting facts, bullshits, lengloi, trolling Justin Bieber's page and so on.
Well, last week, got one lengloi add me in facebook. She very damn si pek pretty. Her pictures are too much for a 18 year old girl living in kL. So, as the same as every hamsap lou out there, I approve her liao. But then I very curious, why would a pretty girl who looks like she can whack the Gucci owner come and add me, and my sohai looking friends in facebook? So, I decided to be the cyber Sherlock Holmes.
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After investigating, I found something interesting.
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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???!!!
I knew it! bahaha!! And for all the people that she convinced with flying colours to trust thats the real her,
ASS!!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
Sigh, I don't understand why some people felt ugly bout themselves and tried to get all the attention from other people's photos etc. Fake profile, fake friends, living in a fake world. I pity you.
p/s: “Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.”
Breaking up with your shitty girlfriend is very awesome! But when you are shitty and your partner is breakin' up withcu, then that's a serious butthurt, you felt like doing nothing, reminiscing the good ol' moments you two shared together, wasting time wondering why the butt your partner leaves your smelly ass behind and go for other ass that smells like Christian Dior, thinking WTF went wrong.
Most of us would just lay back, listen to those emo break up songs which only makes it worse sometimes makes you feel better. Even if you're a tough guy, a quarterback, macho man or anythin with the same species, it sure gonna hurt you like hell when your partner left you. So, in order to maintain your macho image, here's some nice songs for you to listen when you got your ass kicked away from the "relation ship"
Butterfinggers - Cuai
So, you think you cool like RM1.70 punyer slurpee, you listen to indie, when u break up liao, you still wanna maintain your coolness and don't wanna melt like slurpee, this is the perfect song.
The Strokes - Between Love and Hate
You're chill rocker, another indie song, you think you can handle everything with your coolness, this song is not too overdose of rock like KISS or very pussy-ish like bieber...
My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words
You're a rocker!! you are very badass like the red ass monkey, you feel like shouting out loud like tarzan kene kejar dengan lembu Pak Mat, You feel very bo song, like wanna break a door but you can't 'cause your mom gonna stab you and your dad is gonna call you to sleep on your broken door
Good Charlotte - I Don't Wanna Be In Love
ROCKER!!! (refer to the statement for the song MCR- Famous Last Words)
Oasis - Wonderwall
You're cool, chill, no need to shout, no need to cry, you just... slurpee cool...
Green Day - Good Riddance
You're the slurpee, so cold when you break up liao you still can chill...
Too bad I'm not macho and I fucking cried and weep like a fag when my ass got kicked from the ship named relation almost a year ago. Since then, I got this strange trauma liao, LULZ! Well, I layan this song jer laa
Daft Punk - Something About Us
Short lyrics, deep meaning, peaceful music... total winrar
p/s: we're just too young to sacrifice the whole jungle just for one stoopid tree...
No need to describe anything when two of the most famous fighting character dressed up as another famous fighting character... Wait, did I just described it??
Animes are famous for their hentai colourful epic badass catchy hairstyles, other than their badass storyline, I dunno what else for me to follow an anime series.
I didn't really watch lotsa animes like some of you lifeless otaku does. So, here are some ridiculous, stoopid lookin, crazy anime hairstyles of the animes I've watch/saw... What do you think?
Fatass from Naruto (forgot his name liao)
Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Ren from Shaman King
Honda from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Kenpachi from Bleach
Foxy from One Piece
Kai from Beyblade
Teenage Mimi from Digimon Adventures
Tai from Digimon Adventures
Well, I malas wanna find more phail anime hair pics liao. That's all folks =D
EPIC WINRAR!!!!!! Don't you ever question a Saiyan's hair or you'll be blasted off to bits with a blady KameHameHA!!!!!!!
p/s: I fell in love with Dragon Ball since I was around 7, best manga ever. Thanks to Akira Toriyama!
